The Scene: KFC drive-thru
Staticky Disembodied Voice: Welcome to KFC, can I take your order?
Masked Mom: Yes, I'd like a twelve piece bucket, please.
SDV: Would like you original recipe or extra crispy?
MM: Extra crispy, please.
Son-Two (from the backseat with deadpan sincerity): Mom, do you think the Colonel's disappointed that you're not ordering original recipe?