Texts between me and a friend* I haven't talked to in a few weeks:
Masked Mom: Had a weird dream last night. In it, you had hurt your wrist. I'm a little bit of a freak so I just had to check on you.
Friend(ish): That explains the pain. Now put down the doll u evil bitch.
*With friends like these, who needs any other entertainment?
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