Texts between me and a friend* I haven't talked to in a few weeks:
Masked Mom: Had a weird dream last night. In it, you had hurt your wrist. I'm a little bit of a freak so I just had to check on you.
Friend(ish): That explains the pain. Now put down the doll u evil bitch.
*With friends like these, who needs any other entertainment?
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4 months ago
That's hysterical! : ) I never think to say things like that until a week a later at 3 in the morning.
ReplyDeleteEven more hysterical if you consider the source: initials DH a.k.a Ex Sister-In-Law's Boyfriend.
ReplyDeleteThat does make it even more hysterical. I was curious as to who it could be. Sad that he has snappier comebacks than I do!
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