Saturday, October 29, 2011

That Voodoo You Do...In Your Sleep

Texts between me and a friend* I haven't talked to in a few weeks:

Masked Mom: Had a weird dream last night. In it, you had hurt your wrist. I'm a little bit of a freak so I just had to check on you.

Friend(ish): That explains the pain. Now put down the doll u evil bitch.

*With friends like these, who needs any other entertainment?


  1. Youngest Sister10/31/11, 11:53 AM

    That's hysterical! : ) I never think to say things like that until a week a later at 3 in the morning.

  2. Even more hysterical if you consider the source: initials DH a.k.a Ex Sister-In-Law's Boyfriend.

  3. Youngest Sister11/1/11, 12:11 PM

    That does make it even more hysterical. I was curious as to who it could be. Sad that he has snappier comebacks than I do!