Monday, January 17, 2011

Not-So-Subtle Signs The Universe Is Mocking You

You are navigating slush-covered streets in 20-degree weather, driving what is called (by the clients themselves) the "druggy buggy"--a vehicle used to transport recovering addicts and, significantly, alcoholics, when you punch one of the radio presets (in an attempt to escape the latest from Taylor Swift*) and "Margaritaville" blares from the speakers.

*Truthfully, I cannot be sure that it was Taylor Swift's latest as I am unable to distinguish one Taylor Swift song from another, which I guess is as it should be for people over the age of say, 25.