Upon catching a scrap of dialogue as I passed through the room: "Did she just call her Kmart?!"
Upon watching Milla Jovovich strut through a field full of abandoned vintage aircraft wearing a bomber jacket and what appeared to be leggings: "Any resemblance to a latter-day, vaguely pornographic Amelia Earhart is purely coincidental."
In response to Hubby's assertion that Milla gets better looking in each movie: "This is supposed to be a post-apocalyptic zombie wasteland and the bitch is still wearing perfectly applied lipstick."
*Alternative title: Why Masked Mom Shouldn't Watch Hubby-Selected Movies While Under The Influence of Severe Sleep Deprivation.
I Failed My Students
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