What My Daughter Learned From The Olympics*

Was it good sportsmanship?

Geography?

Atheleticism?

The importance of working single-mindedly toward a goal?

No...

"Hey, Mom! If it wasn't for the Olympics, I never would've learned that Asian men don't have eyelashes."

*Masked Mom does not make any representation regarding the accuracy of anything Daughter-Only learned from watching the Olympics or elsewhere for that matter.