Overheard in the van:
Guy 1: Hey, Guy 2, you got any of that gum left?
Guy 2: Nope. I chewed it all. Didn't you see me blowing bubbles while Random Stranger was speaking?
Guy 3: Who's Bubbles?
*This number is completely fabricated and not in any way meant to indicate that there are actually almost four hundred things I love about my job.
2 hours ago