Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Sign Me Up

"Please wait to be seated...or I will smack you over the head with this heavy wooden sign."

"Your local grocery store--putting the 'quit' in Banquet since 1969."

"Don't hate me because I'm bueatyful."


  1. I would absolutely not argue with that bear. And really, grocery store?! The word is spelled for you right there on the box!

  2. Bueatyful? How do you even begin to pronounce that? Lol, thanks for the laugh :)

  3. Don't hate me because I am bueatyful, but can't spell.
    You can always think of me as pritty.

  4. Mark--Love it!!!

    Kassie--I understand not everyone can spell. I just don't understand why people who can't spell (or use spell check) are the ones making the damned signs, but it's good for a giggle when it's not grating on my nerves. ;)

    SS--You can't tell from the picture, but the bear is standing on another bear and the overall height is a little over six feet. It's very intimidating. :) And the whole the word's right on the box thing--errrg. A few weeks before this one, they put their "Special! Suit Cakes" sign right under four inch letters that said "Suet Cakes." It's baffling. "Bueatyful" is theirs, too.

  5. Hilarious. The sad thing is, those signs were probably not misspelled on purpose. And honestly, if I walked into a restaurant and saw a 6 foot bear with a big wooden sign looking like he's ready to heave it, I would probably turn around and leave :)

  6. Holy crapanoly!

  7. Oh my word!! WHY?!?!
    Thanks for the giggles!

  8. I am SO bad at finding those funny signs! I think I'm too busy chanting, "a carton of milk, a loaf of bread, and a stick of buttah" in my head because I also rarely use a list.

    Product packaging promotion can be hysterical too.