Had an older guy in the shop first thing this morning, wanting to send a corsage to a waitress at the diner up the street--her birthday's Wednesday and she'll be working 6 a.m. to 2 p.m. I asked him what kind of flowers he would like us to use and he said, "What do you suggest?"
I said, "I would probably go with a carnation, they hold up the best and she'll be running around in the heat all day."
The guy can barely contain himself, pipes up, "Did you say she's gonna be in heat? You must know something I don't know..."
It's way too early, and on a Monday no less, for this foolishness, but I can't help myself, I offer him one of our complimentary calendars, saying, "You know, that way you can keep track of when anyone might be in heat or whatever."
He was laughing too hard to talk for a second and then he said, "Hmmm, was it three times in '62 or two times in '63? Either way, what I'm trying to say is it's been a long dry spell..."
Wrong, Wrong, Wrong
9 hours ago