Drove Fourth Niece home from the skating rink tonight. The car ride was educational--as only car rides with nine-year-olds can be.
She says, "Well there was a lot more drama than usual tonight."
"I mean, yeah, you can't have skating without drama. There's always drama, but tonight, it was way worse than usual. About half the girls were crying."
"Well some of them got dumped and some of them got ran over*."
"Yeah, like they fell and people skated over them? But I didn't get dumped or ran over tonight. Lots of boys like to dump girls at skating. I don't know why. I've only ever had one boyfriend..."
"And you dumped him?"
"No. He dumped me. At skating. Well actually he had his friend dump me at skating, but not tonight. It was a long time ago but I still love him. The boyfriend, not the friend who dumped me for him."
"So did you have a good time tonight?"
"Yep. Thanks for the ride."
The DH (Designated Human)
7 hours ago