There are no guarantees in life. But if there were, who would be manning the customer service desk? Who would hear the complaints? And what complaints would there be?
"I like the color. It matches my eyes, but it's a little too tight in the hips."
"It's so much louder and more complicated than I expected it to be."
"There must've been a shipping delay. Mine came too late--I would've much preferred the Renaissance."
"Do you have something a little longer? I got this one as a gift and it's not quite right."
Wrong, Wrong, Wrong
9 hours ago