There followed a goofy exchange in which I told her not to worry because snails couldn't catch her and she asked what would happen if she was asleep and I said: "How can you possibly sleep knowing snails have TEETH?!"
The whole thing reminded me of the time a few years ago when Daughter-Only bought a warm Snapple and stuck it in the freezer for a quick chill before her soccer game. She left without it and several hours later received the following text from her beleagured mother:
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| Uh. Your Snapple's cold. |
I'd love to have you for my aunt, MM! You're awesome:)
ReplyDeleteI've done that before - snapple Popsicle - yum
ReplyDeleteThen you should've sent her a photo of you drinking it!
ReplyDeleteOnce it had melted, of course.
ReplyDeleteMy favorite is the fact that the closest remaining relative to tyrannosaurus rex is the chicken. What a letdown.
ReplyDeleteMy favorite Snapple fact is that the "average human will eat an average of 8 spiders while sleeping". But snails with teeth will now be my second favorite!
ReplyDeleteReally? Now I can't sleep. Sigh.
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