Saturday, January 07, 2012

Snapple Fact #356

Second Niece's Facebook status yesterday was "Snapple Fact #683: Snails have teeth. What????? 0_o"

There followed a goofy exchange in which I told her not to worry because snails couldn't catch her and she asked what would happen if she was asleep and I said: "How can you possibly sleep knowing snails have TEETH?!"

The whole thing reminded me of the time a few years ago when Daughter-Only bought a warm Snapple and stuck it in the freezer for a quick chill before her soccer game. She left without it and several hours later received the following text from her beleagured mother:


Uh. Your Snapple's cold.



7 comments:

  1. I'd love to have you for my aunt, MM! You're awesome:)

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  2. I've done that before - snapple Popsicle - yum

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  3. Then you should've sent her a photo of you drinking it!

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  4. Once it had melted, of course.

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  5. My favorite is the fact that the closest remaining relative to tyrannosaurus rex is the chicken. What a letdown.

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  6. My favorite Snapple fact is that the "average human will eat an average of 8 spiders while sleeping". But snails with teeth will now be my second favorite!

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  7. Really? Now I can't sleep. Sigh.

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