I would endeavor to elaborate upon the enormous toll that egregious misuse of the English language exacts upon my soul and the ways in which that exaggerated effect may be evidence of my own mental health issues, but I lack the energy. Suffice it to say, perhaps if I were more evolved, signs like this:
...wouldn't make me scream "Eeeeek!"
I will grant you that eloquence is in the eye of the beholder. The definition of "eloquent," however, is not.
Those Left Behind
2 days ago