First Desperate Housewives and Now This

I'm pretty sure my youngest son has been abducted by aliens and replaced with an almost identical replica. First he was watching Desperate Housewives (because his girlfriend told him to) and then, he says to me:

"Mom you can return that Stephen King book to the library for me*, I'm done with it. Oh and can you get out The Iliad and The Odyssey?"

The kicker? It's not even for a class. He just wants to read them. Aliens, has to be.


*I'm the library mule for my household. Everyone likes to read but no one (except occasionally Daughter-Only) likes to go the library. Part laziness and part not wanting to be seen there--not good for the "image", ya' know?